Big Ted is un‑bear‑ably excited to announce he’s now a rising star in paw‑liament after meeting Roz Savage MP.
He greeted her with his most states‑bear‑ly handshake and immediately asked whether she could help set up a Cross‑Paws Committee for matters of bear‑national importance.
Roz handled the encounter with admirable calm. Ted, meanwhile, is convinced he’s destined for the Upper Fur House. He’s already practising his opening line:
“Madam Speaker, I stand — and occasionally sit — to deliver a bear‑illiant address to the nation.”
He’s also lobbying for a Paw‑licy Review Panel, a Bearliamentary Outreach Scheme, and his very own seat on the Member of Paw‑liament Bench.
And if you’d like to witness this rising paw‑litical figure in person, come and visit Big Ted in the library — he’s always ready for a meet‑and‑greet and a bear‑illiant chat.